[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

Slimeglasses

Slimeglasses

Local Legend
Eese said:
Granted but it won't release until you are deceased..
I wish SMG4 would keep running (as it announced it's end will be on the 27th of December)
(It's a webseries)
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Granted but the will change hands and the quality will be drastically reduced to the point where it’s not worth watching.
I wish to never lose a game of chance and always win them starting today.
 
BeenASon

BeenASon

Farmer
Slimeglasses said:
Granted but the will change hands and the quality will be drastically reduced to the point where it’s not worth watching.
I wish to never lose a game of chance and always win them starting today.
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Granted but you will lose every game of skill (Chess, Football, Tennis, etc.)

I wish to catch a shiny in a Pokemon game.(I never got to catch one in all my life)
 
EliteDangerGamer

EliteDangerGamer

Farmer
BeenASon said:
Granted but you will lose every game of skill (Chess, Football, Tennis, etc.)

I wish to catch a shiny in a Pokemon game.(I never got to catch one in all my life)
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granted but it's a shiny shedinja, with 0 ivs


i wish for my mods to always be updated, and the updates take 0 seconds
 
BeenASon

BeenASon

Farmer
I mean Wonder Guard is pretty good hey.
EliteDangerGamer said:
granted but it's a shiny shedinja, with 0 ivs


i wish for my mods to always be updated, and the updates take 0 seconds
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Granted but the mods always update to the absolute latest patch. Meaning there unstable game crashing save corrupting and just more trouble than worth

I wish to have some muscle. Not extremely buff but just enough for me to be able to fit any clothes I want.
 
Nonak

Nonak

Planter
BeenASon said:
I mean Wonder Guard is pretty good hey.

Granted but the mods always update to the absolute latest patch. Meaning there unstable game crashing save corrupting and just more trouble than worth

I wish to have some muscle. Not extremely buff but just enough for me to be able to fit any clothes I want.
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Granted, but despite everything, people will still think it's fake and you're on steroids
I wish my math teacher would actually explain stuff to us instead of saying "it's obvious, how do you not understand"
 
EliteDangerGamer

EliteDangerGamer

Farmer
Nonak said:
Granted, but despite everything, people will still think it's fake and you're on steroids
I wish my math teacher would actually explain stuff to us instead of saying "it's obvious, how do you not understand"
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Granted but the explanations take years

I wish for a better PC, while keeping the old one, the new pc is 3x as good in every metric that would benefit performance
 
Slimeglasses

Slimeglasses

Local Legend
EliteDangerGamer said:
Granted but the explanations take years

I wish for a better PC, while keeping the old one, the new pc is 3x as good in every metric that would benefit performance
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Granted, but the the PC you previously owned stops working, reducing it's ability to 0.
3 x 0 = 0

I wish for the ability to instantaneously comprehend, permanently retain, and effortlessly apply an infinite amount of knowledge at will, with complete freedom and without any negative consequences to myself or anyone (or thing) I encounter.
 
EliteDangerGamer

EliteDangerGamer

Farmer
Slimeglasses said:
Granted, but the the PC you previously owned stops working, reducing it's ability to 0.
3 x 0 = 0

I wish for the ability to instantaneously comprehend, permanently retain, and effortlessly apply an infinite amount of knowledge at will, with complete freedom and without any negative consequences to myself or anyone (or thing) I encounter.
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Granted but nobody believes you

I wish for this thread to be revived
 
ThatOneTposingDude

ThatOneTposingDude

Farmer
Granted, but in 500 pages from now.
I wish for a lift in the level of homework I have to do, with only increase in personal time, with the homework level only decreasing in difficulty and complexity.
 
Gridball Pom Queen

Gridball Pom Queen

Farmhand
ThatOneTposingDude said:
Granted, but in 500 pages from now.
I wish for a lift in the level of homework I have to do, with only increase in personal time, with the homework level only decreasing in difficulty and complexity.
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Granted:wizard:, but your new personal time can only be spent at school with your least favourite teacher.

I wish I could have a dinner party and anyone I invited would have to come.
 
ThatOneTposingDude

ThatOneTposingDude

Farmer
Gridball Pom Queen said:
Granted:wizard:, but your new personal time can only be spent at school with your least favourite teacher.

I wish I could have a dinner party and anyone I invited would have to come.
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Homeschooled, lmao, and self taught.
Granted, but it's outside, in Siberia.
I wish for the flavor of gum to last longer, without any increase in price, decrease in size or decrease of quality of flavor.
 
BeenASon

BeenASon

Farmer
ThatOneTposingDude said:
Homeschooled, lmao, and self taught.
Granted, but it's outside, in Siberia.
I wish for the flavor of gum to last longer, without any increase in price, decrease in size or decrease of quality of flavor.
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Granted but it's always gonna be armpit flavour.
I wish for my sd card to be expanded in size up to five hundred zettabytes and the speed of said card should also be in the same ballpark.
 
ThatOneTposingDude

ThatOneTposingDude

Farmer
BeenASon said:
Granted but it's always gonna be armpit flavour.
I wish for my sd card to be expanded in size up to a petabyte.
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That falls under quality of flavor. I hate to nitpick, but...
Anyhoo, granted, but it's so old, it doesn't work on any system. Difference between a n SD card and a micro SD card!
I wish for Dan.
 
EliteDangerGamer

EliteDangerGamer

Farmer
ThatOneTposingDude said:
That falls under quality of flavor. I hate to nitpick, but...
Anyhoo, granted, but it's so old, it doesn't work on any system. Difference between a n SD card and a micro SD card!
I wish for Dan.
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hey, an SD card can still be useful, for say, an 3D printer
Granted but Dan is just here for 1 microsecond
I wish for my computers CPU to have 1 googolplex cores, run at 10 googolplex Terahertz, and it's compatible with all past, current, and future CPU platforms
 
Glasia

Glasia

Planter
EliteDangerGamer said:
hey, an SD card can still be useful, for say, an 3D printer
Granted but Dan is just here for 1 microsecond
I wish for my computers CPU to have 1 googolplex cores, run at 10 googolplex Terahertz, and it's compatible with all past, current, and future CPU platforms
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Granted but it only works in Varsseveld.
I wish to be a Dutch language K pop singer.
 
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