[100 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but the diamond is very tiny with sharp edges so every time you try to pick it up it slices your skin, burying itself deep inside until your body encloses it within a protective granuloma which slowly meanders its way to the surface as the layers of your skin slough off over time. Once it reaches your outer dead skin layer the stubborn granuloma resists your attempts to dislodge the now obvious and ugly protrusion. Over time as your skin cells are continually shed to feed various mites living in your home, there is little left for the disgusting gall to attach to and using your fingernails, you dig it free from your body. You then dissect the granuloma barely managing not to retch and extract the diamond, but in your clumsiness the semitransparent shard slices its way back in for another extended visit. What a waste of time and effort.

I wish for a cute and fuzzy bunny!

Granted but it always thinks your fingers are carrots, and the next night you wake up with the bunny eating your last finger

I wish for a netherite upgrade smithing template in my minecraft game

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Granted but it always thinks your fingers are carrots, and the next night you wake up with the bunny eating your last finger

I wish for a netherite upgrade smithing template in my minecraft game

Granted, but you have to use it on your hoe.
I wish for better nights of sleep, while retaining the same amount of hours of sleep.

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted, but you have to use it on your hoe.
I wish for better nights of sleep, while retaining the same amount of hours of sleep.

Granted, but you get really tired in the middle of the day.
I wish for a better math grade, but still keep the same grades of all the other subjects.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but you get really tired in the middle of the day.
I wish for a better math grade, but still keep the same grades of all the other subjects.

granted, but ur math grade goes up by -1000%

I wish I could get re-oped on my minecraft server

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Granted, but you get really tired in the middle of the day.
I wish for a better math grade, but still keep the same grades of all the other subjects.

I do already...

 

[BeenASon]

granted, but ur math grade goes up by -1000%

I wish I could get re-oped on my minecraft server

Granted but you get un-oped every three days and have to appeal with a 3 page essay.

I wish to complete the Pokedex.

 

[Starry Junimo]

Granted but you get un-oped every three days and have to appeal with a 3 page essay.

I wish to complete the Pokedex.

Granted but you sell them all for one dollar when your drunk
I wish to have a non corrupted wish

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but you sell them all for one dollar when your drunk
I wish to have a non corrupted wish

Granted but you only get to wish for either soggy biscuits or extremely hot milk which will burn your mouth.
I wish to have a infinite battery on my earbuds.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Granted but you only get to wish for either soggy biscuits or extremely hot milk which will burn your mouth.
I wish to have a infinite battery on my earbuds.

Granted, but whatever device you're listening to loses battery twice as fast.
I wish for a perfect Waluigi voice.

 

[BeenASon]

Granted, but whatever device you're listening to loses battery twice as fast.
I wish for a perfect Waluigi voice.

Granted but whenever you do this voice you fart loudly.
I wish to have full sized trousers feel like boxers meaning my legs are not gonna feel like there covered but there gonna be covered visually.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Granted but whenever you do this voice you fart loudly.
I wish to have full sized trousers feel like boxers meaning my legs are not gonna feel like there covered but there gonna be covered visually.

I see no issue with this.
Granted, but your pants slip down constantly.
I wish to beat Junimo Kart

 

[BeenASon]

I don't see any issues either. Whenever I wear boxers for the night they slip off.
Granted but you have to come and rebeat the game every day or your progress is gonna go away
I wish to have the AC on for the entire night and not feel any discomfort.

 

[WynnicWithered]

Granted but the AC is set to 10,000,000 degrees Celsius

I wish for ALL grades associated with my academic performance, in ANY educational setting, past, present, and future, shall be automatically and PERMANENTLY adjusted to a positive grade equivalent to 100.00%. This applies to all forms of assessment, including but not limited to: assignments (homework, projects, essays, etc.), assessments (tests, quizzes, exams, presentations, etc.), participation grades, or any other form of grading. Furthermore, this effect extends indefinitely into the future, encompassing all subsequent years of education, including any and all years of college, university, or any other form of formal education. The grade of 100.00% shall be awarded, GUARANTEED, regardless of my actual performance on any assignment or assessment. This wish applies to all subjects, courses, and any educational institution, MULTIVERSE-WIDE, and is not limited by location, curriculum, or ANY other factor. Any grading system used by any type of educational institution, shall NOT change in any way, shape, or form due to this wish.

The definition of ANY terms used in this wish shall NEVER change in any way, shape, or form.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but the AC is set to 10,000,000 degrees Celsius

I wish for ALL grades associated with my academic performance, in ANY educational setting, past, present, and future, shall be automatically and PERMANENTLY adjusted to a positive grade equivalent to 100.00%. This applies to all forms of assessment, including but not limited to: assignments (homework, projects, essays, etc.), assessments (tests, quizzes, exams, presentations, etc.), participation grades, or any other form of grading. Furthermore, this effect extends indefinitely into the future, encompassing all subsequent years of education, including any and all years of college, university, or any other form of formal education. The grade of 100.00% shall be awarded, GUARANTEED, regardless of my actual performance on any assignment or assessment. This wish applies to all subjects, courses, and any educational institution, MULTIVERSE-WIDE, and is not limited by location, curriculum, or ANY other factor. Any grading system used by any type of educational institution, shall NOT change in any way, shape, or form due to this wish.

The definition of ANY terms used in this wish shall NEVER change in any way, shape, or form.

granted, the 100% is of 0.01% so 100% of 0.01%

I wish for a simple income of 50 dollars every time my heart beats, which can not be stopped, and my heart never stops beating, the money is USD, and cannot be changed, it comes digitally unhackably into my bank account, no filing, and it's free to retreive, and I can access it at any time, even at home, it's at a really good interest rate, of 100%/day, none of this cashflow can ever be stopped, I'm allowed into any store, online or physical, and everything accepts my money for all debts public or private, the bank account is not tied to any particular bank, if the bank it's accosiated with were to stop hosting the service, it simply migrates to another bank, and has the same interest, and security

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

This is why there's usually a rule about length.
Granted, but your heart only beats once a week, with you somehow surviving.
I wish for Ai to be limited before it can truly start destroying society, with laws against making models too intelligent or able of making videos unrecognizably realistic, requiring a watermark. I also wish for the prevention of said modes ever getting physical form.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

This is why there's usually a rule about length.
Granted, but your heart only beats once a week, with you somehow surviving.
I wish for Ai to be limited before it can truly start destroying society, with laws against making models too intelligent or able of making videos unrecognizably realistic, requiring a watermark. I also wish for the prevention of said modes ever getting physical form.

granted, but the development of AI is permanentaly stopped
I wish to be able to use any command in minecraft, any mod or plugin commands I want, I have the powers as soon as the wish is completed, and I get a laptop where I enter the command, which can never be taken from me, and I can teleport it to my hands, it's unbreakable, and will never cease to function, it's not super specific syntax, I also cannot be stopped from accessing this laptop such as a password, time restrictions, but only I can use the laptop, it's impossible for the laptop to cease to function with commands, and the commands can never be used against me.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

granted, but the development of AI is permanentaly stopped
I wish to be able to use any command in minecraft, any mod or plugin commands I want, I have the powers as soon as the wish is completed, and I get a laptop where I enter the command, which can never be taken from me, and I can teleport it to my hands, it's unbreakable, and will never cease to function, it's not super specific syntax, I also cannot be stopped from accessing this laptop such as a password, time restrictions, but only I can use the laptop, it's impossible for the laptop to cease to function with commands, and the commands can never be used against me.

That isn't an issue to me.

 

[Starry Junimo]

granted, but the development of AI is permanentaly stopped
I wish to be able to use any command in minecraft, any mod or plugin commands I want, I have the powers as soon as the wish is completed, and I get a laptop where I enter the command, which can never be taken from me, and I can teleport it to my hands, it's unbreakable, and will never cease to function, it's not super specific syntax, I also cannot be stopped from accessing this laptop such as a password, time restrictions, but only I can use the laptop, it's impossible for the laptop to cease to function with commands, and the commands can never be used against me.

Granted but you have no permissions ever so you can't do anything (also this is kinda breaking the rules)
I wish to be able to have everyone understand me

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but you have no permissions ever so you can't do anything (also this is kinda breaking the rules)
I wish to be able to have everyone understand me

Granted but you can't understand other people
I wish my computer had a really fast, and really capacious (hundreds of Petabytes) NVMe drive

 

[WynnicWithered]

Granted but you can't understand other people
I wish my computer had a really fast, and really capacious (hundreds of Petabytes) NVMe drive

Granted but your monitor is now only 1 pixel