[100 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

Nonak

Planter
Granted but it turns out it's made of copper, and the diamond is fake

I wish for 1 million dollars a year, for the rest of my life, and it's USD
Granted, but you and your family are banned from any place, including online where you can spend them
I wish my classmates would stop bullying me
(I'm not actually bullied I just thought it would be an interesting wish to corrupt)
 
Granted, but you and your family are banned from any place, including online where you can spend them
I wish my classmates would stop bullying me
(I'm not actually bullied I just thought it would be an interesting wish to corrupt)
Okai but your bff from another class bullys you instead. I'm bullied lol

I wish that my bestie lived in the same state as me instead on all the way on the other side of the usa
 

BeBop268170

Rancher
I'm sorry, that wish is impossible. Jk. Wish granted.

I wish to meet "that certain someone" again even if it means rejection, so that I can have closure from my past, please. And some fries
 
Granted but you accidentally hack into the FBI's government database and you get arrested
I wish for an amazing date with my boyfriend
Granted but it will be your last-ever date with them
I wish for 100 trillion of the "Coins" currency in the Hypixel Minecraft Server with the server address "mc.hypixel.net" 's "SkyBlock" Gamemode, transferred directly as coins into my purse on the player username "WynnicWither" 's "Pineapple" SkyBlock profile, in a way that doesn't cause any inflation or other effects to the Hypixel Minecraft Server's "SkyBlock" economy.
 
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Granted but it will be your last-ever date with them
I wish for 100 trillion of the "Coins" currency in the Hypixel Minecraft Server with the server address "mc.hypixel.net" 's "SkyBlock" Gamemode, transferred directly as coins into my purse on the player username "WynnicWither" 's "Pineapple" SkyBlock profile, in a way that doesn't cause any inflation or other effects to the Hypixel Minecraft Server's "SkyBlock" economy.
Granted, BUT the hypixel moderators perm-ipban you for hacking in currency.
(imagine everything we're doing here actually happened)
I wish to have ultimate minecraft building skills
 
Granted, BUT the hypixel moderators perm-ipban you for hacking in currency.
(imagine everything we're doing here actually happened)
I wish to have ultimate minecraft building skills
Granted but you can only place one block per year.

I wish to have a bf who is protective but not too much. Also, I wish I wasn't ugly like I am rn.
 
Granted but you can only place one block per year.

I wish to have a bf who is protective but not too much. Also, I wish I wasn't ugly like I am rn.
Granted, but you accidentally trip him then you're walking, and he thinks it was on purpose, and leaves you
I wish to have ∞ typing skill in all regards, including but not limited to, minecraft commands, coding, speed, and accuracy(lack of typos), and I always know what to type, I also have ∞ skill in all typing relating things, which includes the previously mentioned.
 
Granted, but you accidentally trip him then you're walking, and he thinks it was on purpose, and leaves you
I wish to have ∞ typing skill in all regards, including but not limited to, minecraft commands, coding, speed, and accuracy(lack of typos), and I always know what to type, I also have ∞ skill in all typing relating things, which includes the previously mentioned.
Granted, but you permanently break any keyboard you use with no way to fix it

The staff team of the Hypixel Minecraft server, effective immediately, shall permanently and irrevocably unban the "WynnicWither" Minecraft account and associated IP address. All SkyBlock profiles associated with the "WynnicWither" Minecraft account shall be preserved in their exact current state. No data, items, progress, or any other aspect of these profiles shall be edited, deleted, or otherwise modified in any way, shape, or form. Furthermore, any and all future bans issued to the "WynnicWither" Minecraft Account by the Hypixel Minecraft Server staff or Hypixel's Watchdog anti-cheat system, regardless of the reason, the ban type, the duration, or the method of enforcement, shall have a duration of precisely and EXACTLY 60 Earth (Planet Earth, Inner Solar System, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Laniakea Supercluster, Observable Universe) seconds. This applies to all bans, including but not limited to server bans, forum bans, and any other form of account restriction. This duration is fixed, unchangeable, and automatically enforced.
 
Granted, but you permanently break any keyboard you use with no way to fix it

The staff team of the Hypixel Minecraft server, effective immediately, shall permanently and irrevocably unban the "WynnicWither" Minecraft account and associated IP address. All SkyBlock profiles associated with the "WynnicWither" Minecraft account shall be preserved in their exact current state. No data, items, progress, or any other aspect of these profiles shall be edited, deleted, or otherwise modified in any way, shape, or form. Furthermore, any and all future bans issued to the "WynnicWither" Minecraft Account by the Hypixel Minecraft Server staff or Hypixel's Watchdog anti-cheat system, regardless of the reason, the ban type, the duration, or the method of enforcement, shall have a duration of precisely and EXACTLY 60 Earth (Planet Earth, Inner Solar System, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Laniakea Supercluster, Observable Universe) seconds. This applies to all bans, including but not limited to server bans, forum bans, and any other form of account restriction. This duration is fixed, unchangeable, and automatically enforced.
Granted it the forums get deleted
 

Lew Zealand

Helper
Granted, but the diamond is very tiny with sharp edges so every time you try to pick it up it slices your skin, burying itself deep inside until your body encloses it within a protective granuloma which slowly meanders its way to the surface as the layers of your skin slough off over time. Once it reaches your outer dead skin layer the stubborn granuloma resists your attempts to dislodge the now obvious and ugly protrusion. Over time as your skin cells are continually shed to feed various mites living in your home, there is little left for the disgusting gall to attach to and using your fingernails, you dig it free from your body. You then dissect the granuloma barely managing not to retch and extract the diamond, but in your clumsiness the semitransparent shard slices its way back in for another extended visit. What a waste of time and effort.

I wish for a cute and fuzzy bunny! :owo: :bunny:
 
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