The Cheese Message Chain

Lew Zealand

Helper
You called us?
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This is our message chain, we own it now.

Now reach Level 1000 in Skull Cavern, Farmer. We're super going to have something better waiting for you than a measly Peach Sapling. You could be lucky enough to receive:



Not just one but 10! Maybe even... 20 if our tiny cranium hat fits more comfortably after this new haircut.

We are Benevolence.
 

DOBITEUS

Planter
My chillies revolution died the same day it started. An unfortunate moment, a sad night. Forgot it and erased from history...
But we'll stay in the shadows, watching closely all of you, waiting for the moment to rise again and bring happiness and justice to the world, until then, keep praying to these fakers, all of you will be judged by them.. that's not a prediction, it's a spoiler :pepper::pepper::pepper: :dwarf:
 

Lew Zealand

Helper
(ps. @Lew Zealand we need cheese seeds now.)
(please)
How did I forget to make these?!? My seedmaking computer is at home and I'm trapped at work but there will be cheezseedz before too long!

Edit: A great volume of Milk Seeds were grown interspersed with Vinegar Seeds, the mix then replanted with a mix of rare enzymatic Seeds. The resulting Curd Seeds were slowly separated from the Whey Seeds at which point salt was added during the drying process. No, no salt seeds were used 'cuz there's no such thing, you silly! The resulting Cheezseeds were carefully aged to congeal into a convenient packet for local farmers to acquire at their favorite General Store or my farm just a bit farther down the lane:

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Caviar

Farmer
How did I forget to make these?!? My seedmaking computer is at home and I'm trapped at work but there will be cheezseedz before too long!

Edit: A great volume of Milk Seeds were grown interspersed with Vinegar Seeds, the mix then replanted with a mix of rare enzymatic Seeds. The resulting Curd Seeds were slowly separated from the Whey Seeds at which point salt was added during the drying process. No, no salt seeds were used 'cuz there's no such thing, you silly! The resulting Cheezseeds were carefully aged to congeal into a convenient packet for local farmers to acquire at their favorite General Store or my farm just a bit farther down the lane:

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thx
 

LRangerR

Local Legend
How did I forget to make these?!? My seedmaking computer is at home and I'm trapped at work but there will be cheezseedz before too long!

Edit: A great volume of Milk Seeds were grown interspersed with Vinegar Seeds, the mix then replanted with a mix of rare enzymatic Seeds. The resulting Curd Seeds were slowly separated from the Whey Seeds at which point salt was added during the drying process. No, no salt seeds were used 'cuz there's no such thing, you silly! The resulting Cheezseeds were carefully aged to congeal into a convenient packet for local farmers to acquire at their favorite General Store or my farm just a bit farther down the lane:

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You do realize that we now need milk and vinegar seeds, right?

In an attempt to mediate peace between the cheese and bread factions, I ask you all: what is your favorite kind of cheesey bread? While pizza might be the obvious favorite, I have to say that quesadillas are near the top of mine, with tortillas being a form of flat bread. Also grilled cheese sandwiches, but they have to be made RIGHT. That mass produced stuff you get from a Convenience store or restaurant usually just doesn't cut it for my appetite.
:cookie::cheese:
:bread::cheese::bread:

May Yoba smile upon cheesy bread. :yoba:
 
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