Your roses are red poems

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Make a poem like

Roses are red,
Your city's gone.
I'm Thomas, thermonuclear bomb.

It should start with "roses are red", but it doesn't have to if it follows close enough to the form. I made this on the TCF, and it would do great here.
Aaaand, it must be funny.

 

[astnko]

roses are red
purple is green
a rusty metal pipe went right through my spleen

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Roses are red
I'm stuck on Mars
A mace launched me into space
(IDK how to make it rhyme)

 

[Lucky Demos]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love my violin
And you too!
(Not)

 

[PeachyIceCream]

Roses are red
Vegeta is blue
I go Super Saiyan
and now I fight you

 

[Mango Choo-choo]

Roses are red,
Behold, the mildew is invading your bread.
I should not be sad
'cause our relationship will not go to the end

 

[Dreyski]

Roses are red,
To make this answer,
I used chatGPT,
I'm such a chancer.

 

[Lew Zealand]

Roses are red
The grass is green
If Scope doesn't work
Please sit farther away and downwind.

Roses are red
Those purple berries are acai
Death chances climbing Everest are huge
So don't even try

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
You may disagree, but:

Roses are red
You're one in a million
Which doesn't mean much
with a population of 8 billion