Whose kids are these, anyway?

Zen_the_Ogre

Zen_the_Ogre

Farmer
Nunnya business said:
The real question is, how do these kids grow when they ain’t getting food?
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.........you wonder why monsters don't visit in the day time....

A wild golem is sneaking through the farm. It hears giggles. It turns and sees a flash of purple and blue fabric darts behind a shed. It follows. Suddenly a pitchfork impales the side of the barn. It looks around an sees nothing only hearing the giggles. It decides to leave. Suddenly a cherry bomb rolls Infront of it. It runs. Here's giggles. Takes a different turn comes to an alley. Giggles. Nope. Runs sees a well. It's desperate it runs to it to hide until morning. It takes off the cover. Giggles come from the well. It turns to run but purple and blue fuzzy hands grab it and pull it down the well. Later Abigail finds a few monster items on the floor. Hey kids if you see daddy tell him to throw it in the chest or toss it in the trash. Yes mommy.
 
benjellyman

benjellyman

Planter
Zen_the_Ogre said:
.........you wonder why monsters don't visit in the day time....

A wild golem is sneaking through the farm. It hears giggles. It turns and sees a flash of purple and blue fabric darts behind a shed. It follows. Suddenly a pitchfork impales the side of the barn. It looks around an sees nothing only hearing the giggles. It decides to leave. Suddenly a cherry bomb rolls Infront of it. It runs. Here's giggles. Takes a different turn comes to an alley. Giggles. Nope. Runs sees a well. It's desperate it runs to it to hide until morning. It takes off the cover. Giggles come from the well. It turns to run but purple and blue fuzzy hands grab it and pull it down the well. Later Abigail finds a few monster items on the floor. Hey kids if you see daddy tell him to throw it in the chest or toss it in the trash. Yes mommy.
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I had plans on sleeping tonight, but I guess those plans are changed
 
Boo1972

Boo1972

Farmer
Well, Farmer Wren did give birth alone on Ginger Island yet the baby was magically asleep in her crib on the farm. Aliens maybe? Sam is a little obsessed with them.
 
MissDandy

MissDandy

Farmer
Sometimes I'll see my spouse walking in the village, and I'm just like who the heck is watching the kids? Also, anyone else find it convenient that the kids just put themselves to bed without question every single night?!? I wish real kids did that.
 
Zen_the_Ogre

Zen_the_Ogre

Farmer
PookieDoodle said:
And don't forget about Jas and Vincent. Jas is left by herself most nights when Marnie and Shane are at the pub. And at least one day a week Jodi and Kent take off to Ginger Island for 11 hours, not even thinking to take their son, who'd LOVE to make sandcastles on the beach I'm sure.
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Vince will go with the parents and penny sometimes. It's just Kent and jodi's marriage is probably shaky as Kent goes by himself whent all the bachelorettes go and Jodi goes by herself all the time especially if pierre, Harvey, or Elliot go. Guess they don't want their kid to see drooling and oogling.
 
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