Who do you ship with... Part Two!!!

Lucky Demos

Farmhand
Sorry this is late, was busy yesterday haha. But the next person issssss... Drumroll please...

MARNIE!

Idk why I am doing Marnie this week but, I ship Marnie with mayor Lewis haha. The "purple shorts" anyone?
 

Lew Zealand

Helper
Marnie knows that Marlon would be a great match for her but she's too involved with Lewis to commit. However Marnie might not know that Marlon already has a work husband in Gil and she may not like finding Marlon already has that full-time commitment. And remember that Gil is not a person, instead it's an honored title bestowed on the current:

Suppressor of Rocking Chair Movement
Wearer of The Hat of Stillness
Conserver of Energy
Delayer of the Universe's Heat-Death
Bestower of Tasks too Untoward for the Monarch of Restiveness
King, Queen, Knight, Jack, and Bishop of Laziness (he unified the belts)
Winner of Staring Contests with Stone Cats
Discoverer of the zero state of Brownian Motion: Blackian Serenity

Marlon envisions himself as the next of Gil and I don't think Marnie has what it takes to deal with that.

 

NotSoSnarky

Greenhorn
I 100% ship her with Marlon. Lewis doesn't deserve her. Hiding the relationship from everyone because he's worried about his statue, really? Marnie deserves better. I wish she was one of the romancable choices. I need older romance targets. Give me Gus, Willy or Marnie. I'd love it if we could romance the wizard.

A lot of the NPC's that you can romance just seem so young.
 
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