What's the weirdest Help Wanted Quest you've gotten?

[Chaos bacon]

I got this today

 

[FilthyGorilla]

My weirdest are probably Jodi ask for joja cola to put in a Casserole, and George asking for some random fish to rub on his knee

 

[Hollyfox]

Emily asking for an Octopus to craft into fine jewelry, and Penny asking for a red mushroom on a chain.

 

[Terdin]

Pam wanting a coconut to put under her pillow. She clearly didn't think that one through.

Shane wanting a hazelnut to skewer on a shishkebob. Wouldn't be much left of the nut, unless size and texture are a lot different than on Earth.

Those wanting various fish to rub on various achy places. Yuck! I think they'd be better off going to the spa.