Talk like... somethingsomething day

[Lew Zealand]

Dread Pirate Sparkle Queen Bobbi reminds all pirates to do their annual hook and pegleg maintenance, scrape th' barnacles off their sloops, parrots, and mothers-in-law and generally make a noisy nuisance of themselves on this fine day ter be sailin' the high seas.

R!

 

[Someone_else]

Experimentator tried being a normal person

, failed

+her ”normal“ inventory

 

[Lew Zealand]

I see you married one more than you dated, that's the pirate way. But stay away from that lovely shiny Qi booty, it's currrrsed! And this here scallywag is already imagining melting down those Gold Lewises into dubloons to be buried along the various shores of the Southern Islands!

 

[Someone_else]

Had tea with gold Lewis

,
picked salmonberries

,
creepily stared at a junimo

,
Looked at a flower wondering what to do with it

,
Accidentally fell into a bush

,
Sat on a bench thinking what to do

,
decided to megabomb the entire town

,
then went to the saloon and tried to fix the relationship with the townsfolk while drinking gallons of green tea

 

[Jayamos]

A round of beer should fix everything.

 

[MogBeoulve]

A round of beer should fix everything.

Shouldn't that be mead?