Mysticism with a cat

[Mark29383839]

Why does my cat have red eyes at night??? Is that normal?

 

[Maher]

One of two possibilities-either your cat is communicating with the aliens that drop the strange capsule, or the palette shift that makes for night colors stripped the green from the cat's eye color leaving only red.

 

[Lew Zealand]

Watch your cat as night falls and the colors transmogrify in their descent into winter's dark heart. Its eyes will fade from an amiable and starkly visible yellow deeper and deeper into the blood red of night. There is a reason that Cat is always in the way as you try to get to bed at 1:50am. That you can't find it in that last hour after you forgot to pet it that day. Cat has been possessed by the spirits of the night and the only thing keeping it from snuffing you out is that Cat is governed by but a single even greater directive:

Laziness.

Lazy cat simply doesn't see the benefit in the snuffing because... it's all just too much effort. If cats were actually motivated, they would own everything which is why I sing the praises of lazy whenever possible.

 

[LRangerR]

Watch your cat as night falls and the colors transmogrify in their descent into winter's dark heart. Its eyes will fade from an amiable and starkly visible yellow deeper and deeper into the blood red of night. There is a reason that Cat is always in the way as you try to get to bed at 1:50am. That you can't find it in that last hour after you forgot to pet it that day. Cat has been possessed by the spirits of the night and the only thing keeping it from snuffing you out is that Cat is governed by but a single even greater directive:

Laziness.

Lazy cat simply doesn't see the benefit in the snuffing because... it's all just too much effort. If cats were actually motivated, they would own everything which is why I sing the praises of lazy whenever possible.

The cats most preferred way of snuffing is face napping while you're asleep. The laziest way to asphyxiate their fleshy underlings without actually putting in much effort. Unfortunately for them, it usually fails and ends with a kitten banished from the bedroom