Why is he looooooking straight at me? Um, ok at my cool shoes. <they
are pretty darn awesome> Whatever it's the straight-
onness which is disconcerting. For instance I didn't know he had wide set eyes.
Frankly I didn't know he had more than one eye and my headcanon is that he wears an eyepatch on the other and the habitual side-eye is all a coverup. Maybe that other eye here is just painted on or really good makeup!
Yarrrr! That be me eyepatch!! Gimme that back ye scurvy dog!
Younger Elliott with notably increased eye count:
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