Insults that only SDV players understand.

[Gridball Pom Queen]

What are some insults or roasts that you’d only understand if you play SDV?

Example: “Some of you have never had a stone owl appear on your farm, and it shows.”

I saw that line a while back (kudos to the genius who wrote it!) and it’s lived rent-free in my head ever since.

Let's hear your best insults that only a true Pelican Town resident would understand.

 

[Luna_Tuna]

“ grandpa only lit 3 candles on his shrine?!, he lit all four candles for me”

 

[Lew Zealand]

It's pretty obvious you don't know there's a second floor in the Mines.
No, slimes aren't a 1-way teleporter to Harvey's Clinic.
You couldn't sell void mayo to a goblin.
Your television isn't just a sitcom prop.
Soooo, when the attractive blonde invited you into the darkroom you thought it was to cover your ugliness.
The pickaxe doesn't sow your seeds any deeper.
So your first thought when finding a dinosaur egg was: give it to the guy who fumbled away the town museum collection?
You sold your first Ancient Seed because you were 4g short for that Mini-Fridge, didn't you?

 

[Mango Choo-choo]

My wife: The purple underpants look nice, shall I buy it for you?
I: no, no that color, don't do that
She: why?
I: That looks like a home wrecker
She: What?

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

“ grandpa only lit 3 candles on his shrine?!, he lit all four candles for me”

Haha! Nice! You could also say “He’s short a few candles on grandpa’s shrine”

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

It's pretty obvious you don't know there's a second floor in the Mines.
No, slimes aren't a 1-way teleporter to Harvey's Clinic.
You couldn't sell void mayo to a goblin.
Your television isn't just a sitcom prop.
Soooo, when the attractive blonde invited you into the darkroom you thought it was to cover your ugliness.
The pickaxe doesn't sow your seeds any deeper.
So your first thought when finding a dinosaur egg was: give it to the guy who fumbled away the town museum collection?
You sold your first Ancient Seed because you were 4g short for that Mini-Fridge, didn't you?

You’ve got an entire insult arsenal Lew!

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

My wife: The purple underpants look nice, shall I buy it for you?
I: no, no that color, don't do that
She: why?
I: That looks like a home wrecker
She: What?

Not the purple shorts!

 

[astdragon]

youre so bad at fishing that you use deluxe bait to catch seaweed

 

[Luna_Tuna]

Haha! Nice! You could also say “He’s short a few candles on grandpa’s shrine”

XDD

 

[astdragon]

your mom “forgot” to send you cookies

 

[zack123]

You're the kind of guy that would offer void essence to Krobus and be mad when he says he doesn't like it.

I have a felling you're the kind of person that puts out campfires for fun. (cannot accept Linus haters )

I'd take a Joja-cola over you!

 

[ABlueRose]

"You're the kind of person who would go the Joja route"

 

[Lothengriol]

"I bet you buy butterfly powder in bulk."

 

[JimaicaGinger]

Coming from a person on this forum who hasn't played, this is all going over my head.
I hope to change that soon ToT

 

[JimaicaGinger]

your mom “forgot” to send you cookies

ok I think I understand this one

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

You are a disgrace to all the junimos in the world!!

 

[astdragon]

you seem like the kind of person who wears purple underwear

 

[JimaicaGinger]

you seem like the kind of person who wears purple underwear

Honestly I think this applies to pretty much everyone in terms of being an insult.

 

[candledlockwood]

i bet you’ve never met a junimo have you…

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Look at my old pfp. For the new joiners, it used to look like this (before @Yogurt_The_Cow made my new pfp):

So this is used in a lot of their insults... How interesting... People hate me... :(