If you were a NPC in SV, what would your preferences be?

Kumbao

Farmhand
This is stolen from a Bluesky skeet. If you were a NPC in Stardew Valley, what would your preferences be? What would you love, like, dislike and hate?
 

HaleyRocks

Farmer
What i love, isn't in the game... Meat based food and alcohol types, other than 'wines! Ex: Roast chicken or roast lamb (over spitfire with charcoal), Bottle of (high quality, additives/sugar-free, agricole) rum, etc.

I like eggs, cauliflower, brocoli, melon, strawberries, coconut, mango. Edible sea shells and crustaceans, aged roe. Sashimi/Sushi, too.

Normal liking to the rest fruit (including the "fruit" like tomatoes). Minerals. Metals.

Dislike all fish (for food, but i certainly love my fish ponds). And all vegetables.

Hate: All universal loves in-game, including or rather mostly, Prismatic Shard.
 

NetworkerC

Planter
Love (”OOOOH! Very nice! I like!”): Pancakes, Complete Breakfast, Chocolate Cake, Cookie, Ice Cream, All Milks, Strawberry.

Like (”Correct!”): Pizza, Banana, Coffee, Maple Bar, All Eggs except Void Egg, Rice, Orange, Potato, Sunflower, Grape, Rainbow Shell, Honey, Jelly, Pink Cake.

Special dialogue with Spaghetti: ”Spaghett! I hope [Farmer’s gender] made lotsa-“ “[Farmer’s name], look! It’s from ConcernedApe! Who’s that?” “Dear pesky farmers, well not really pesky. Thanks for playing Stardew Valley. Yours, ConcernedApe.” “Huh. I wonder what that means.”

(If you think that Special Dialogue sounds familiar, it probably does)

Neutral (”Oh okay.” *Some kind of noise that vaguely resembles a Thank You*): BlackBerry, Sugar, any crop or forage not mentioned elsewhere, cloth, all Mayonnaises, all Cheeses, any Smoked fish not mentioned elsewhere.

Dislike (”I don’t want it. Can I return it for a full refund to my local [Farmer’s Name]’s store of choice?”): Hops, Hot Pepper, any unsmoked fish except Stingray and Pufferfish, any cooking not elsewhere mentioned, Void Egg.

Hate (”…I came to the valley to escape from the IQ Level of people that think that THIS is a good idea to have, ever.”): Smoked and Unsmoked Stingray, Smoked and Unsmoked Pufferfish, Wine, Pale Ale, Beer, Mead.

Special Dialogue with Wine, Pale Ale, Beer or Mead: ”Farmer, this stuff could make you a lot of money if sold. Lots of people outside of the valley make themselves stupid, drinking this kind of stuff. Don’t consume it, or gift it. Sell it!” “Or, at the very least, get it out of my face.”
 
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Loved Gift
  • Anything newly harvested, foraged, found, made the day of (even Clay as long as you are as cute as Vincent)
  • Seafoam Pudding*
  • Mossy Seed
  • Work Boots (yea technically they won't be able to gift me it)
  • Tea Leaves
  • Ms. Angler
Liked Gift
  • Seafoam Pudding
  • House Plants
  • Cacti
  • Frog Egg (Red)
  • Parrot Egg
  • Rainbow Shell
  • Ginger
  • Golden Animal Cracker
  • Pufferfish, Goby, Blue Discus, Rainbow Trout, Eel, Blobfish
  • Tiger Slime Egg
  • (Golden) Mystery Box
Disliked Gift
  • Bomb
  • Cherry Bomb
  • Mega Bomb
  • Explosive Ammo
  • Alex's Bat (Alex is mine)
Hated Gift - None, if you are gonna give me a gift I will appreciate it haha
 

AppleTheJumino

Farmhand
Some of these are not in game
Love ("Oh my stars, this is amazing! Thank you so much!"): Strawberries, Fairy Roses, Fruit Salad, Banana Pudding, Powdermelon, Cupcakes, Fairy Box, any gem.

Like ("Thank you, darling. It's a wonderful gift."): Green tea, all cooking not mentioned elsewhere, Mangos. Tulips, Flowers in general.

Dislike ("Thank you darling, but you can do better than this..."): slime, bug meat, void and solar Essense, bones, raw fish.

Hate ("This is absolutely repulsive! Why did you think I would like THIS?!"): All universal hates unless mentioned elsewhere, cherry bombs, mega bombs, explosive ammo, any ore.
 

FilthyGorilla

Local Legend
I'd love money, that cold hard cash, golden coins, G, whatever you call it

That and limitless hoarding

I'm a simple person, my characters reflects those desires pretty well already
 

MogBeoulve

Farmer
You'd have to rewrite the game code to allow your farmer to pick up and then hand me a big, fluffy bunny. No, not the wool or the fake feet made out of rabbit wool. Give me AN ENTIRE BUNNY. Yes. Then we shall be friends.
 
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