Writing From the Archives


There's some really interesting stuff in the Stardew Valley Museum Archives. Apparently Linus, Gus, and Elliot used to be Space Pirates?! We found an intergalactic arrest warrant; it looks like it had been spat on and ground into the dirt, but the report was otherwise intact, and signed as delivered but unresolved.

There doesn't seem to be any kind of police presence in Stardew Valley; is that why they came here?