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Farmer
I've been farming in the valley for 12 years now and let's just say I've learned the ways of the land. I'm not here to boast about my 200 million profit farm or what some have called the farm of *perfection* (their words, not mine), I'm here to talk about the legendary work boots. You see I'm a bit of a fashionista and over the past couple of years I've collected all the clothes Pelican town and the Desert have to offer. Except for the work boots. The legend is that they can only be caught from fishing chests. Hours and hours, days and days- I've fished for the boots with the hopes of finally completing my collection... but to no avail. I wanted to show y'all what I end up doing in a day to try to find these 1 in 8333 (0.012%) chance boots.
I start off my day by greeting my wife before once again apologizing that I'll have to be gone for the whole day (it's around the 50th time).
I then grab a quick cup of coffee and an omelet to fill up for the morning. I also cook up some pumpkin stew for both lunch and dinner with the milk my goats make. I used to eat magic rock candy and ginger ale in copious amounts when I would go fish, but that ended up being too unhealthy.
The last thing I do before leaving the house is craft both the treasure hunter tackle and magnet bait. I used to buy this bait, but it's so more environmentally friendly to craft them yourself after destroying all the ore in the mines. These buffs make it so (added with the base fishing chest % and my pirate buff) with every fish there's a 50% chance of getting a fishing treasure chest- excluding any daily luck or luck from food. I also have a nifty rod that perseveres my bait so it lasts longer.
I go to my favorite fishing spot just North of the farm: Mountain Lake! I eat the pumpkin soup and get to fishing! I grind this out for the whole day until around 1 am. I've caught 5400 fish according toQi ahem- someone and keep in mind that probably only around 3,000 of these fish have had a chance for a fishing chest. Even though I now have around a 50/50 (excluding luck) chance for a fishing chest before when catching my first few thousand fish I had a lower chance without all my buffs. So statistically, I still need to open around 5,000 fishing chests... yikes...
I end up catching 50-65 fish in a day, but the loot is very variable. Below is all the loot I've gotten since deciding to look for the work boots (split up into 3 chests). And also all the fish I've caught since then.
This is where I would put my work boots... if I had them:
Meanwhile my animals starve and my crops are left neglected... just like my two children...
But that's the cost of grinding for the work boots.
I start off my day by greeting my wife before once again apologizing that I'll have to be gone for the whole day (it's around the 50th time).
I then grab a quick cup of coffee and an omelet to fill up for the morning. I also cook up some pumpkin stew for both lunch and dinner with the milk my goats make. I used to eat magic rock candy and ginger ale in copious amounts when I would go fish, but that ended up being too unhealthy.
The last thing I do before leaving the house is craft both the treasure hunter tackle and magnet bait. I used to buy this bait, but it's so more environmentally friendly to craft them yourself after destroying all the ore in the mines. These buffs make it so (added with the base fishing chest % and my pirate buff) with every fish there's a 50% chance of getting a fishing treasure chest- excluding any daily luck or luck from food. I also have a nifty rod that perseveres my bait so it lasts longer.
I go to my favorite fishing spot just North of the farm: Mountain Lake! I eat the pumpkin soup and get to fishing! I grind this out for the whole day until around 1 am. I've caught 5400 fish according to
I end up catching 50-65 fish in a day, but the loot is very variable. Below is all the loot I've gotten since deciding to look for the work boots (split up into 3 chests). And also all the fish I've caught since then.
This is where I would put my work boots... if I had them:
Meanwhile my animals starve and my crops are left neglected... just like my two children...
But that's the cost of grinding for the work boots.
