Farmer Evie
Sodbuster
thx unfortunately no biting lizards around here... send me a package?
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Nonak
Local Legend
So you have literally every other creature there, but no lizards? Alright, I'll get you some.
Farmer Evie
Sodbuster
Welp I don't know... I don't like spiders so I don't wander around in the bush. (or forest). Also snakes. Australia has some of the world's deadliest snakes. And spiders.
AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
I am mad because I can't think of any good stardew valley puns. 
Farmer Evie
Sodbuster
I am mad because a ***** got school captain. I think I have already expressed my angyness on something similar earlier... also here's a screen shot of something she posted on the Teams chat that made me REALLY ANGY:
And guess what? Here is my reply:
Because at an earlier assembly, I put my name down to give my sister an award. But guess what? THEY CHANGED IT!!! AND THEIR STUPID EXCUSE WAS: "Oh. We thought it was from last assembly." BUT THEY KNEW I WASN'T IN THE LAST ASSEMBLY BECAUSE WE HAVE A ROSTER FOR IT AND WE ALTERNATE EACH WEEK AND THE WEEK BEFORE WAS NOT MY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, as the above proof has shown, I am very angy. *Sips tea from teacup because they are refined but angy.*