absurd

Alright let's hear it. Between all the npcs Who would win in a fight? The pairings are Haley vs Penny, Elliot vs Harvey, Shane vs Sam, Lewis vs Willy, Clint vs Gunther, Emily vs Leah, Alex vs Sebastian, Abigail vs Maru, Jodi vs Caroline, Pam vs Marnie, Linus vs Wizard (Wizard can't use magic)...