What's the weirdest Help Wanted Quest you've gotten?

[Umbra of Emberspike]

If you look up weird help wanted there’s a bunch of stuff with Haley needing an eggplant…umm…

Similarly, I just learned from a FB post that Abby might request eggplant if she's "bored"...

 

[Cuddlebug]

Similarly, I just learned from a FB post that Abby might request eggplant if she's "bored"...

Not just eggplant, other random things also, and after giving it to her she comments, that she thought it being much more exciting...

 

[Enri98]

Lol I literally got this suspicious request from Shane the other day

I guess Haley has been secretly teaching him some stuff ;-)

 

[Hollyfox]

Lol I literally got this suspicious request from Shane the other dayView attachment 37924
I guess Haley has been secretly teaching him some stuff ;-)

I mean... at least it's not poisonous?

 

[Enri98]

Soo a follow-up from my last post, in the past few days I received requests from Willy, Robin and Harvey, and every single one of them also wanted a super cucumber XD

I unfortunately didn't take a picture of Willy's request, though I remember him explaining he wanted to have dinner with one (very fishy imo)
I guess it's no longer a secret between Haley and Shane, huh?

 

[Hollyfox]

Yesterday I got one saying that Leah needed to rub a green algae on her knee ASAP

 

[I wanna go pew pew]

on one of my worlds someone (i don't remember the name) asked for these random things to to rub on they're knee ASAP or Emily is asking for an eggplant for "entertainment when she's bored" (AND I AM NOT COPYING THIS HAPPENED FR SO DON'T SAY I'M COPYING)

 

[Cuddlebug]

Yeah, the “natural medicine” in Pelican Town is pretty fascinating; sometimes I wonder why we even need a doctor—or Harvey—there

 

[I wanna go pew pew]

Yeah, the “natural medicine” in Pelican Town is pretty fascinating; sometimes I wonder why we even need a doctor—or Harvey—there

Yeah fr

 

[I wanna go pew pew]

I got this today

 

[salem_the_doberman]

geroge keeps begging for like. wheat or tuna or some equally strange thing to add to a gold chain . the drip reached the boomers

 

[LassieFish]

My weirdest one was probably Sebastian asking for a potato because he was feeling depressed.. like what was he gonna do with that..

 

[Umbra of Emberspike]

Now there's an idea for a new recipe. We all know George is well-versed in culinary applications for eels after all.

 

[Contented-Slime]

My weirdest one was probably Sebastian asking for a potato because he was feeling depressed.. like what was he gonna do with that..

EAT THE POTATO

 

[WanderingWendaline]

EAT THE POTATO

OR YEET THE POTATO

 

[LRangerR]

George once asked me to get a octopus so he could put it under his pillow

I secretly suspect it was for Evelyn's pillow

 

[Umbra of Emberspike]

Is Evelyn trying to destroy her sense of smell entirely? How will she judge what flowers are good for the town after this?

 

[Umbra of Emberspike]

Evelyn strikes again.

 

[stardew_lover6537]

The weirdest one, according to Stardew Valley cannon, was Pierre asking for a Joja Cola. Unfortunately, I did not screenshot this one.

But I have one that is almost as good, if we remember a quote from Emily: “Smell that clean air? It's lovely, isn't it? I just fear that the Joja Co.'s of the world will take this away from us.”
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And she will be pleased...
And as a French citizen, pairing any kind of cola with a red wine is... not even thinkable.

Wait does she mean mix it together or drink them seperately?

 

[stardew_lover6537]

Not the weirdest but most sus: Abigail asking for a Joja cola for a "girls thing". I even gave it to her at night in the Cindersap forest near the wizard's tower, and she said, "You know what I'm doing." or something like that. Maybe she wanted to take her anger out on it with her sword because her parents are a) a scam artist or b) an old fashioned tea lover. No prizes for guessing which is which.