“Hear Me Out” SDV’s Shady NPCs edition.

Lew Zealand

Helper
Robin and Clint raising Wood and Stone prices by 400% a year after Farmer Bobbi arrives in town for a year seems like price gouging at it's finest, especially when all other prices are kept constant. This nefarious scheme puts into full view of everyone where Bobbi's true self lies:

While she is lazy efficient to a fault, these two materials-collusion shopkeepers quickly found even that is eclipsed by how cheap frugal our farmer is.

Bobbi suspects Lewis needs the stone to build furnaces and wood to fire them to smelt the gold for his
. This is why she always keeps her gold ore and bars and never sells them, so to keep market supply scarce and drive up the prices on ol' Lewis.

Plus they're shiiiiiny!
 
Robin and Clint raising Wood and Stone prices by 400% a year after Farmer Bobbi arrives in town for a year seems like price gouging at it's finest, especially when all other prices are kept constant. This nefarious scheme puts into full view of everyone where Bobbi's true self lies:

While she is lazy efficient to a fault, these two materials-collusion shopkeepers quickly found even that is eclipsed by how cheap frugal our farmer is.

Bobbi suspects Lewis needs the stone to build furnaces and wood to fire them to smelt the gold for his
. This is why she always keeps her gold ore and bars and never sells them, so to keep market supply scarce and drive up the prices on ol' Lewis.

Plus they're shiiiiiny!
Hmm I really like Bobbi in this story👏
 
I suspect that Elliott's hair products are why the mermaids keep complaining to the Wizard about pollution, with him and Shane (who is canonically confirmed to be a slob, and implied to be a coastal litterer) being the reasons why mermaids don't show up at the beach in Stardew Valley but they still do at Ginger Island.
That definitely makes sense. I feel like Sam and Seb are the reason for the CDs in the water too.
 
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