As there's no way to top the 32-bit unsigned integer limit, instead Farmer Bobbi sold a Qi Fruit for
1g.
The next day she sold a Qi Bean for
1g.
6 days later she sold some Qi Wine for
3g.
Bobbi rich farmer will do 3 more times so can buy Parsnip Seed to give wife Parsnip for birthday.
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"Don't we have a full cellar of Starfruit wine, you weirdo?"
"For the love of Yoba, can you just go along with it??"
"No. You're a silly hamster and you don't play stupid very well. That takes talent, not experience." Giggling, Emily swiftly walks away and starts to run, disappearing into the convoluted depths of their giant farmhouse.
Bobbi's underpowered brain slowly figures things out as she starts off through the house after her wife. "
Hey! Hey that's not... I'm gonna get you and sit on you until you apologize!"
From the darkest reaches of the house emanates a small, "OooOOOOooooo! You promise?". More faint giggling echoes from shadowed, disused corners well-suited to hiding and maybe only a small jumpscare for her wife.