Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I need to catch some celery!

What for????????

 

[Nonak]

Then you need a celery lake.

That's in the US, right?

 

[WanderingWendaline]

That's on the moon, right?

No no, you're thinking of the sea of tranquility

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

No no, you're thinking of the sea of pessimism

That's on the moon? No wonder we haven't seen any aliens yet!

 

[Kal!!]

That's in the grocery store? No wonder we haven't seen any aliens yet!

SO YOU DONT HAVE ALIENS IN YOUR GROCERY STORES? (~_~;)

THIS IS A ME PROBLEM??

 

[Nonak]

THE LACK OF ALIEN GROCERIES IS A PROBLEM??

I believe it is.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I am a believer in the supreme @Lew Zealand, the only real grocery god.

Well, I will respect your beliefs. Personally, I am a Grocery Atheist.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Well, I will disrespect you personally. I am a gross athlete.

You sounds like a poor sport to me.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

You sounds like a door.

Door noises

 

[Nonak]

<annoying noises >

Good thing I am deaf and can't hear the misquoting.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I am deaf but somehow I can hear the misquoting.

That's concerning. Maybe see the doctor about that.

 

[Nonak]

That's concerning. Who needs a doctor tho, you have me!

And how do I know I can trust you with my sound blindness?

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I know I can trust you with my deepest darkest secrets.

Wow! That’s a lot of trust. Quick @Ih8Lewis4ever
spill the tea!

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Wow! That’s a lot of rust, must, dust and anything but trust. Quick @Ih8Lewis4ever
spill the tree!

Last time I checked, trees aren't liquid...

 

[Slimeglasses]

Jellotree yum yum

yes yum yum. Supposed that’s where jello tables come from? Or better yet jello table tables?

 

[Nonak]

Jello tables and jello table tables grow on trees.

Can confirm. And we call our "mother-jellotrees" the same word as train stations. I guess its supposed to keep us from being go attached to it.

 

[Slimeglasses]

I form familiar attachments to train stations

Don’t we all?
Say, are there also mother-jellotreetrees? Follow-up question: have you ever heard of a train station stations?

 

[Nonak]

Questions that need answers.

Answers that don't need questions:
Maybe.
A train station station told me that mother-jellotrees exist, and since I believe everything I'm told, of course it is true.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Colon: Full stop. Comma, comma, full stop.

Such poetry that is, for our next trick we can do question mark? Question mark? Question mark?

 

[Caviar]

??? Why are you such a bad poet

Isn't that a bit rude?!