Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Crowbar.

Alan wrench

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Mmph!!

do you have a gag on your mouth

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

do you have a mouth

nope

 

[AverageVillager]

I like turtles.

Which one rafael, michelangelo, leonardo or donatello?

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Which one frank, greg, larry, or bob?

greg

 

[AverageVillager]

Potato is the best ingredient in the world

I know right? its delicious, inexpensive and very versatile

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

potato is bad

NOOOOOOOOOOO POTATTTTTTT

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

NOOOOOOOOOOO TATTTTTTLING

Snitches get stitches. Rules are rules.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Liches get liches. Pools are pools.

Are you like… an undead match maker?

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I torture

uhhhhhh

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I eat strange plants from the plane man

Me too!

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

me want raw salami NOW!! or else...

What the- I'm concerned for your mental and physical health...

 

[Contented-Slime]

I will ruin both your mental and physical health

Um..... You good bro?

 

[JamaicaGinger]

We the Rizzlers of the Angy Mates, in Order to form a freaky Union, establish dominance UwU, insure domestic dispute, provide for the some guys, promote the general Warfare, and secure the Blessings of Prison to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and Ratify this Constitution for the Angy Mates of Americslavia.

 

[Contented-Slime]

We the Rizzlers of the Angy Mates, in Order to form a freaky Union, establish dominance UwU, insure domestic dispute, provide for the some guys, promote the general Warfare, and secure the Blessings of Prison to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and Ratify this Constitution for the Angy Mates of Americslavia.

Hey, I have that memorized! But do you know your Bill of Lights?

 

[JamaicaGinger]

Hey, I have that memorized? But do you know your Bill of Lights?

Like the Pheobus Cartel's?

 

[Contented-Slime]

Like a lightbulb?

Like:
1. Freedom of peach
Anyone may own, eat, buy, or sell a peach if they want to

2. Right to bear arms
You can have arms like a bear if you want to

3. No quartering soldiers
Splitting soldiers into quarters is NOT okay!

4. No unreasonable Birches
Birch trees must be planted with reason!

5. Right to maintain the silence
At a spa, you can not talk

6. Do process
You have to go and do processes for everything

7. Right to bury in civil cases
If you don't want to have a public case, you can bury any civil case in the sand!

8. No pools or unreasonable fun-ish things
You can't have a pool or anything that isn't completely fun for no reason


You know, the Bill of Lights?

 

[JamaicaGinger]

Like:
1. Freedom of peach
Anyone may own, eat, buy, or sell a peach if they want to

2. Right to bear arms
You can have arms like a bear if you want to

3. No quartering soldiers
Splitting soldiers into quarters is NOT okay!

4. No unreasonable Birches
Birch trees must be planted with reason!

5. Right to maintain the silence
At a spa, you can not talk

6. Do process
You have to go and do processes for everything

7. Right to bury in civil cases
If you don't want to have a public case, you can bury any civil case in the sand!

8. No pools or unreasonable fun-ish things
You can't have a pool or anything that isn't completely fun for no reason


You know, the Bill of Lights?

YOU LIL-
YOU MISQUOTED MY POST >:

 

[Contented-Slime]

We the Rizzlers of the Angy Mates, in Order to form a freaky Union, establish dominance UwU, insure domestic dispute, provide for the some guys, promote the general Warfare, and secure the Blessings of Prison to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and Ratify this Constitution for the Angy Mates of Americslavia.

It also should be ordain and Establish, not ratify

 

[JamaicaGinger]

4. No people named Slime
Can and must be removed without reason!

Got that right though.