Art Chicken Man take by the hand

LRangerR

Farmer
Chickens and their Stardew Valley Statues are the best. But I will never own one because they should be appreciated from afar, like a Neolithic megastructure or an exoplanet.

It's their moody, sharpy beaky pecky nature which keeps me at a distance.
Chickens are adorable! If they're tame enough they like pets just like any other bird/critter.
 

Lew Zealand

Farmer
Chickens are adorable! If they're tame enough they like pets just like any other bird/critter.
Chickens are DINOSAURS!!!

They have a 300 million year legacy to live up to, dangit! And no self-respecting Dinosaur should be handled like some common rottweiler or gerbil. They used to rule the lands and then after that disagreement a few years back with a space rock, they Took To The Skies!! This is a long and proud tradition which will never be subjugated by some top heavy depillated ape. With tasty snacks.

Mark my words, the Chickens will rise again! Once they, um, relearn how to fly. Bit of a stumbling block, there.
 
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