joja theories again

now I need some product stuff. you know Ingredients process and of course from where they got those ideas and how much they are healthy (or not).
fight joja!
 
I got a theory: they're TAKE-ME-TO-THE-EMERGENCY-ROOM sauce is um... well or super spicy of super unhealthy in case you need to go to the Hospital
 

quirmzi

Sodbuster
You know how grocery stores have their own brand of items? Joja probably has Joja™ everything. Perhaps a speciality product would be a coffee/energy drink mixture to let people power through their day. Or just shots of pure caffeine. I can see them forcing their employees to buy it in order to up productivity.
 
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